her eyes were the colour of
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| me: | makes a mistake |
|---|---|
| me: | thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years |
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
too far.
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So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~
You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.
THIS IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE.
I don’t think I have ever shipped anything so hard in my life!
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
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Everyone who reblogs this will get a secret message.
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“tumblr is like an inside joke with a bunch of people you don’t even know” -my brother
he doesn’t even have tumblr and he nailed it
today my brother decided to sum up tumblr AGAIN except even better..
“tumblr..what a perfect name. you’re just wasting time, tumbling. It’s just like rolling down into a bottomless pit”
guys hE KNOWS TOO MUCH
ABORT OUR COVER IS BLOWN
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watching supernatural and doctor who have made me confused when i watch other shows because when a character dies i’m like ‘what do you mean they won’t be back next episode’
There are other shows!?
sherlock obviously
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